Hotdog! Overboiled Weiner Busted!

It hasn't been but 5 years since the Anthony Weiner boiling sexting scandal.  Well 5 years in the pot , hotdog! Overboiled Weiner busted again.  This time, the bun of his life (pun intended) is separating from him.  All of this is satirical but true.  Anthony Weiner resigned from Congress after the first sexting scandal went viral.  The bun of his life stood by him through it all, and he would do this again?  What is wrong with him? Spoiled packaged perhaps?  He should really seek help for his disorder.  No ketchup or mustard could cover up this scandal while others relish this Weiner situation.
 I'm going to stop right there because this Weiner has already been busted twice.  I bet comedians are like he's the gift that keeps on giving.  Weiner needs to find something else to do other than keep getting himself in hot water.


"When I saw the Weiner confession I said,"Hot Dog" he's lying.  He couldn't even 'link' his story together.  I used to love watching him rant and rave and his antics in the House however, this is just embarrassing to his wife and family.  I apologize to them on behalf of all deli meats and jerks all over the world. Watching him at this press conference reminded me of an episode of the Simpson where he was impersonating Mr. Burns.  Seriously, when will our elected officials understand that they cannot use their title for sex or sex acts?  They threw Charlie Wrangle under the bus and censured him for ethics violation.  I hope that Weiner resigns, which is the only appropriate thing to do.  I must admit, I was a fan not on Twitter or Facebook only on CSPAN and other news media however, he orchestrated a scapegoat story that could have had some innocent person to blame.     Out politicians must start completing ethics courses with supplemental readings: Tweeting for Dummies, Facebook for Dummies.."